2026 oracle
the millennial girlboss/consultant reenters corporate america
Because you all were so nice, and the 2025 audit reception was overwhelmingly positive, I’m publishing twice in a week to bring you predictions for 2026. It pays to be a curious cat—satisfaction brought it back.
In case you missed the 2025 audit, you may read it here:
Anyway, without further ado.
2026 IN/OUT
going grey; balayage / bottle blonde (6-week touch-ups in this economy??)
table tennis / pickleball
corporate america / self-employment
midtown (murray hill, specifically) / bushwick
cashmere and/or wool under-layers / uniqlo heattech
slopaganda / knowing how to read
active hobbies (e.g., ballet, horseback riding)/ working out; gyms
health misinformation / herd immunity
warm foods / cold plunge
GLP-1 pills, next-gen peptides (e.g., triple G retatrutide) / GLP-1 subq formulations
monitoring the situation / reacting
traditional chinese medicine (TCM) / chinese peptides
fiber + psychobiotics / protein-maxxing
mini skirts / midi skirts
oil, fossil fuels / electric cars
libs having kids / MAGA
colorectal cancer / charcuterie
fat grafting, transfer / breast implants
being uninsured / rural hospitals
What do you think about these predictions—do you agree or disagree? What do you think will happen in 2026? When I asked friends and lovers for their 2026 thoughts, TRM petitioned for golf to be out. Someone is betting on lower country club initiation fees if golf becomes passé.
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The girls are wearing natural fibres. The girls are getting colorectal cancer. West Coast pov: the electric car is in over here unless we’re talking classics
Midtown east <3 Turtle Bay <3
Yes to more fiber! And I need to learn what psychobiotics are. Fab list Susana